My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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