How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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