I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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