i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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