i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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