So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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