You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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