Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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