I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
