doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I would ride that face into the sunset
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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