i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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