So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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