She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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