butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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