I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
All I want is dick and wine.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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