when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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