We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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