She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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