it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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