is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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