i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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