I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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