i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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