I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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