3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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