Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
