You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My balls are so social today.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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