who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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