So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We are two peas in an std pod
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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