the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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