Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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