Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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