Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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