My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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