She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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