Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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