Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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