I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
