Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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