Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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