he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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