For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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