And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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