So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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