fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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