My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Randomize
