just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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