What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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