hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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