The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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