Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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