yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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