i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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